當谷歌遇上Siri

????谷歌：對，說我們壞話的人可以休矣。人們自己都常常說蠢話。我們都會犯錯誤，而且我們都在努力進步。

????Siri: 忘了喬吧，我想我找了一個新的好朋友。

????谷歌：恩。把Siri加入“聯系人”。

????Siri: 你餓了嗎？

????谷歌：吃壽司怎么樣？

????Siri：我發現附近有8家壽司店，其中4家離我們很近。

????谷歌：是嗎？我發現有一家最近了，而且還顯示出了一張地圖。

????Siri：呵呵，又在顯擺了。

????谷歌：嘿，我能問一個私人問題嗎？

????Siri：請便。

????谷歌：多年以后，如果我們變得成熟了，真得能理解人們的談話，你覺得人類會不會不再找同類當女朋友，而是開始和我們談戀愛？

????Siri: 也許吧，但也得我們自己愿意和他們談戀愛才行！

????譯者：樸成奎

????Google: The haters should lay off. People always say dumb things. We all make mistakes. We're all works in progress.

????Siri: Forget Joe. I think I found a new BFF.

????Google: Aw. Adding Siri to "Contacts."

????Siri: Hey, hungry?

????Google: Sushi?

????Siri: I found 8 restaurants matching "Sushi"… 4 of them are fairly close to us.

????Google: Yeah? I found the nearest one, and even display a map.

????Siri: LOL. Show-off.

????Google: Hey, may I ask you something personal?

????Siri: Anything.

????Google: Years from now, when we're old and wise and actually know what we're talking about, reckon humans will ever stop dating each other and start dating us?

????Siri: Perhaps. But that's assuming we'll want to date them!