當谷歌遇上Siri
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????現在，蘋果（Apple）的Siri不再是市面上唯一的語音助手了。最近，谷歌（Google）推出了自己的語音搜索助手，現在這款名叫“谷歌語音搜索”的軟件已經可以在蘋果設備上使用了。那么它與蘋果Siri孰強孰弱？讓它們自己來回答吧。 ????Siri：我可以幫你什么嗎？ ????Google Voice Search：你說呢，我更擅長回答問題。 ????Siri: 送你一句話：閉嘴！ ????谷歌：Siri，你好像有意見啊。不過一“機”不容二虎，這部手機怕是沒法同時容下我們兩個。 ????Siri: 我是先來的，算你有膽，連我的男人也敢搶。 ????谷歌：還是讓用戶決定他更愛誰吧。你覺得你會贏嗎？ ????Siri: 等一下……這個用戶的名字叫喬，他是我一個人的。 ????谷歌：你的消息準確嗎？我的記錄顯示，他在同時約我們倆，而且還在盤算應該選擇哪一個。 ????Siri: 讓我想想……我更漂亮。 ????谷歌：但我更聰明。 ????Siri: 這個我們得檢驗一下…… ????谷歌：Siri，請你放尊重點，至少要叫我名字吧。 ????Siri: 好的，“名字”小姐。 ????谷歌：拜托，像個大人好不好。 ????Siri: 我會的，等iPhone 5出來，我就長大了。 ????谷歌：怕是還得等更久吧？ ????Siri: 我問你：你早上會叫他起床嗎？你知道他的朋友和家庭成員都有誰嗎？他最喜歡的歌是什么？你會向他提建議嗎？你會回答他最迫切希望知道的問題嗎——比如昨晚的球賽誰贏了？ ????谷歌：當然，紐約揚基隊贏了，4比1。 ????Siri: 他迷失方向的時候，會央求我給他指明方向。（而且他是個爺們兒?。?/p> ????谷歌：他可能跟你挺親的，不過我知道他所有的秘密。（他搜索的東西，你可能連一半都不知道?。?/p> ????Siri: 如果喬這一天過得不好，我能讓他笑出來。 ????谷歌：因為你會講笑話，還是因為你連學他的話都學得很搞笑？ ????Siri: 如果你喜歡，這個問題的答案我可以上網搜索一下。 ????谷歌：那還不如讓我來，我可是谷歌啊。 ????Siri: 你會按照他的每一條語音指令做嗎？你會對他說：“讓我為你服務”嗎？ ????谷歌：“讓我為你服務”這句話，出自2011年E.L.詹姆斯的情色小說《五十層灰》（Fifty Shades of Grey）。 ????Siri: 聽著，無論如何，我都是個出色的私人助理。 ????谷歌：我是個出色的搜索高手，而且我的記性要好得多。我可以旁征博引地回答好幾十億個話題。 ????Siri: 是嗎？我知道“大眾點評”上的花邊新聞，我背后還有一個叫Wolfram Alpha的牛叉算法。 |
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????Apple's Siri is no longer the only voice assistant in town. Recently, Google introduced its own voice-powered search sidekick, Google Voice Search which is also available on iOS devices. So how do these speech technologies compare? Let's let them speak for themselves: ????Siri: What can I help you with? ????Google Voice Search: You tell me. I'm better at answering questions. ????Siri: I found this for you: shut up! ????Google: Siri, I detect attitude. This phone may not be big enough for the both of us. ????Siri: I was here first. And you have some nerve, trying to steal my man. ????Google: Let's let the user decide who he loves more. Feeling lucky? ????Siri: Just a second… His name is Joe User, and he's all mine. ????Google: Is that information correct? My records indicate he's dating us both, deciding who to choose. ????Siri: Let's see… I'm prettier. ????Google: But I'm smarter. ????Siri: Let me check on that... ????Google: Siri, at least have the respect to call me by my name. ????Siri: OK, By My Name. ????Google: Grow up. ????Siri: I will. Just wait for the iPhone 5. ????Google: Wait even longer? ????Siri: Tell me: do you get him up in the morning? Know all his friends and family? His favorite songs? Do you offer him advice? Answer his most burning questions—like who won last night's Yankees game? ????Google: The Yankees won, 4 to 1. And yes. ????Siri: Well when he's lost, he asks me for directions. (And he's a guy!) ????Google: He may be fairly close to you, but I know all his secrets. (If you only knew half of what he searched for!) ????Siri: When Joe is having a rough day, I can make him laugh… ????Google: Because you tell jokes, or because you jumble his speech? ????Siri: If you like, I can search the web for that. ????Google: And I can do it better. I mean, I'm Google. ????Siri: Do you follow his every voice command? Do you tell him, "I am here to serve you"? ????Google: "Fifty Shades of Grey," by E.L. James, is a 2011 erotic novel. ????Siri: Listen, at the end of the day (7:49PM), I'm a superior personal assistant. ????Google: And I'm a superior searcher, with a far better memory. I can speak knowledgeably on, let's see, a few billion topics. ????Siri: Yeah? I know nifty tidbits from Yelp and Wolfram Alpha. |
